I’ve discovered the secret to making sure that I’m not flat on my back once a month with cramps. Bee pollen. 1 tsp a day.

No, I’m not doing cartwheels, but I’m also not rocking back and forth in the fetal position moaning for one day a month. Two months in a row so far.

Oh, and there’s nothing wrong with men TAKING bee pollen. It’s supposed to do lots of beneficial things. But I just wanted men to be warned that we’d be talking about female shit here.